EINTRITT FREI

Überlegenheit und Ruhe zu bewahren ist Haupterfordernis für unsere Arbeit mit Thieren, besonders mit grossen und wehrhaften! Wer die geringste Furcht zeigt, hat verspielt. Es ist deshalb wichtig, sich nicht überraschen und verschrecken zu lassen....

DEUTSCHLANDS KUHFOTOGRAPH No.1:

Wolfhard Schulze (www.kuh-momente.de)

I THINK U GOT CATS ON YOUR INTERNET

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

GOTT DES UNIVERSUMS UNDDES INTERNETS: "CEILING CAT"

http://www.ceilingcat.com/

GOTT DES UNIVERSUMS UNDDES INTERNETS: "CEILING CAT"

http://www.ceilingcat.com/

Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

(AUS DER KATZEnBIBEL www.lolcatbible.com)